Favorite Bizarre Moments from Spring Fest...

Hangzhou:

So we walked around the plaza and souvenir market and a girl came up to me. I could tell she was working up the courage to talk to me, so finally she said, “You are beautiful!” I said “Oh! Thank you.” She continued walking with Kim and me. Then I stopped and said to her, “Can I help you?” and she said, “Yes!” and skipped away. Then I watched her for a bit thinking that she was trying to pick our pockets or do something. But nope, she just skipped away to lala land.

Also in Hangzhou:
After eating dinner at Pizza Hut, Kim and I went outside and I noticed a crowd of people across the street. I wanted to see what was going on, so we watched for a few minutes. Then they started to run. I thought maybe there was a celebrity or somebody important coming. Nope. It was the bus. They all ran like there was a famous person on it or something but there wasn’t.

Huangshan (Yellow Mountain):
The showering facilities are hilarious at the hostel we stayed in. You assemble it yourself. When the old grandma took it out of the box, I couldn't help but crack up. Are you serious? The shower hose attaches to the sink and it drains into the toilet. And it leaks from the sink where it attaches to the faucet. Oh I wish I had taken a picture of it.

Back in Hangzhou:
We missed the 1:30 bus to the Pudong airport in Shanghai unfortunately by like mere minutes. So we got on a 2 pm regular bus to some other bus station on Shanghai. We ran to the subway and I definitely ran over some woman’s feet with all of my luggage in the subway. I felt a little bad about that. We ended up getting on the Maglev fast train at 6 something and we actually got to the airport at about the time our plane was leaving. We missed our flight. We bought two tickets for the next morning to Guilin and then Kim asked, “Uh excuse me, do you know where the Burger King is?” Yes, we just missed our flight and yes we just paid an extra 390 kuai to get a flight tomorrow and we have nowhere to sleep tonight but we’re more interested in Burger King, the shining jewel of Shanghai’s Pudong airport. That was an interesting night.

In Shenzhen:
We woke up at like 6 am one morning because of the Thai lady who wouldn’t stop burping and snoring next to us. Oh my goodness. I don’t know what was wrong with her GI tract. She was nice but man…those sounds were just not right. She belched loudly for at least an hour in the morning. Kim said she woke up and stared at her like, "Are you really gonna do that?" Yes, she really did that. I tried to sleep through it but it was impossible. It was like an earthquake coming out of her esophagus.

We had breakfast at noon at the hostel and then we went back to the room and the Thai lady prayed with us. She gave us her business card for Bangkok, Thailand which was quite funny cause we actually ended up going to Thailand.

Hong Kong:
We ended up going out with Dani as a last minute thing to Lan Kwai Fang. It was one of the most memorable nights of my life. It ended late and there was a brawl in the street. Kim and I were running away from the fight but they were like rolling down the street and fighting at the same time cause they kept up with us as we were trying to run away. And an ambulance came and the guy jumped out like a superhero and in a dramatic way asked, "Where was the fight?" And took off in the direction. It was crazy.

This spring festival was more memorable than last year's for sure and I managed to keep all my stuff which is good. It makes me a little sad to think that I'll be going back to America and I won't have these adventures anymore.

Some thoughts...

Last night, I went bowling with a bunch of Koreans that live in my building. Which meant that most of the time, they were speaking Korean and whatnot. I was the only non-Korean person there which didn't bother me. Sometimes I forget these things. I guess if I wasn't used to this sort of situation, it'd bother me. I guess it's just something I do. I don't usually hang out with other people who are Indian, I don't know why. Maybe because I didn't grow up in an area with tons of Indians. Actually, now that I think about it, I never had Indian friends until college. Mostly because I didn't know any other Indians until there was a small population in my university. In middle school and high school, I always hung out with the southeast Asians it seems. Or at least they were my closest friends.

So the trend continues in a different continent. You'd think in China surrounded by 1.3 billion Chinese people, I'd at least be hanging out with a bunch of Chinese people or the other Americans from Drake. Nope.

Tai was right...my life is ridiculous

A few days ago, I went to work out at the gym near my school. I saw a plump, naked woman there which is perfectly normal at gyms here. I had a feeling she'd start a conversation with me so I avoided eye contact and tried to get my stuff to go work out. "Hi," she says timidly. I knew it! Let me say she was more afraid of speaking in English than of being naked in front of me. So we talk for a little bit, she says that she's seen me before at my school. I told her I am a teacher and she told me that she is a student. I awkwardly avoid looking at her. So I got my water bottle and went to work out. I worked out for about an hour or so and went back to the locker room to retrieve my purse. She was still standing there....still naked. At this point, I was like okay whatever and got my things and left.

Then I thought about it for a while. Did I stun her with my "foreignness" so much that she couldn't put on any clothes for the next hour? Was she reliving the moment over and over in her head so much that she forgot she was naked? Does she just hang out at the locker room buck naked for kicks? Anyway, I realized that my life really is ridiculous as a friend once pointed out to me.

The month in review

So a little update on what I’ve been up to since coming back to China:

This past weekend, I went to the Botanical garden about an hour outside of Shijiazhuang with some friends. The place is huge and really pretty, we were there for most of the day. Usually they have an exhibition; I think it must have been roses this time because they were everywhere. It had a butterfly garden, an amusement park, a lake, a waterfall, and the most violent bumper cars I’ve ever driven. We also saw bumper boats which seems a little dangerous.

I went to Shanghai and Suzhou for National holiday (first week of October.) Suzhou is China’s “Venice.” Shanghai is just a cool, modern city. We saw Jinmao Tower (which is now the second highest tower in Shanghai and next to the tallest tower). Yu Yuan garden was nicer this time around because we had time to explore more of it. Tai Kang Artspace is fantastic and I would definitely go there again. It’s an area with lots of galleries and cute, small shops. It’s just fun to hang out there. And we went to Burger King! Twice! Oh onion rings, I heart thee. Erin and I had found the fruit tea that we had been searching for throughout China.

Suzhou is a nice city to walk around in as long as you know where you are going. We did not know where our hostel was exactly, all we had was the address written down on a piece of paper and it took us 3 hours to get there from the train station. The hostel is actually only about 15 minutes away from the train station. But our Chinese failed us as did the hostel’s English. That aside, they have nice markets to shop around in but we didn’t have much time to shop since we were there for only two days. We went to a Silk museum and a performance, although I understood little of the performance, it was still cool to see. It was different. We went to the Lingering Garden and indeed we lingered. We went on a boat ride down the canal next to our hostel which was really pretty at night with all the lanterns lit up alongside the buildings. Erin and I shot our first rifles at balloons. I discovered I have a talent for shooting things. Who knew?

Trapping athletes

This is hilarious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqNaAU2vXlI And I agree with every word they say.

I'm in America...

Although I've adjusted now, I had a rough start to America which started with traveling to Beijing. I had to take a train to Beijing with all my luggage because the school couldn't get a car to Beijing that wasn't forbidden by the government (because of the Olympics). So I started out Friday morning at 8:30 towards Beijing and my flight from Beijing wasn't until 4 pm. After the train, I had to take a taxi an hour and a half to the new terminal (which is really cool by the way.) I didn't arrive in Des Moines until 9:30 at night Friday (which technically was the next day in China). I was on the verge of tears after getting through O'Hare because I almost missed my flight to Des Moines. Everything went smoothly in China (note I said China, not America). It just took an ungodly amount of time to go from Shijiazhuang to Des Moines. Immigration sucked and so did burning my hand the next night.

So now that has all died down. Except it's really quiet here and there are NO people anywhere and there are so many cars. Also, whenever I go outside, my eyes hurt because there's no pollution to filter all the bright colors.

When I went to Wal-mart on Saturday, I managed to stay calm until I got to the check out lane and then I gasped at the candy. Oh candy!!! I grabbed the Reese's peanut butter cups. They don't have a wide variety of delicious chocolate candy in China. So that's been my semi-awkward transition back to America thus far.

What I've Been Doing...

A lot has happened since I last blogged. So this will be long.

Caroline was in a motorcycle accident. That was by far the worst day I’ve had in China and I’ve had a few doozies. What amazes me still is that everyone showed up at the hospital around 5, 6 am when we had all been out the night before and had just gone to bed an hour or two before. Usually I wouldn’t ever answer the phone because I’m a sound sleeper to begin with, let alone if I’ve been up really late. She didn’t break any bones and didn’t suffer any lasting head trauma. When she called me at 5 am, that was the most frightening call I have ever received in my life. “Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. I have no teeth and there’s blood everywhere. I was in an accident. I don’t know where I am.” I’ll never forget that phone call. Luckily, she’s okay now. She healed really quickly. That was about a month ago.

So last Thursday, I went to Chengde with Jenna to visit Jeremy before he went to Lead America. It was fun hanging out with him. Khaled was cool too. It’s weird to think that he has a son and a wife. The first thing we did when we got to Jeremy’s apartment was sleep as we had none on the train to Chengde. Then some Chinese men came into the apartment and Jenna said, “There’s some Chinese men in here.” I said, “Oh, okay.” Then she closed the door and we went back to sleep. We were too tired to care. They may have been surprised to see us since no one is supposed to be living in Michelle’s apartment.

After Chengde, I headed to Beijing and met up with Caroline, her family, Erin and Jon. We were running around trying to get train or bus tickets to Hohhot (Inner Mongolia) because they kept telling us they didn’t have any. That was a bit stressful. Finally we got train tickets. We had soft sleepers which was my first experience with that. They were awesome. Eleven hours went by quickly. Hohhot was fantastic. I rode a camel in the desert and did sand sliding. We thought we didn’t have much time to do other stuff so I didn’t get to do parasailing in the sand which would have been fun. But I rode a camel in the desert!!!

The next day we went to the grasslands and we ate in a yurt with an Inner Mongolian family. We had traditional Mongolian milk tea and sweet cheese and millet for a snack. It was cool. It was really relaxing and reminded me of Iowa with the farm animals. Then we went horseback riding. That was a little frightening. I have ridden a horse once when I was like 8 years old but I was led by someone. This was different because they didn’t lead us and I had no idea what I was doing. They didn’t really explain anything but what else should I have expected? My horse kept wanting to take off. Erin’s did too. Her horse really just wanted to run off. Both of us were the least experienced and had horses that kept trying to run. But it was soo fun. I’d do it again.

Hohhot was fantastic and we were lucky the weather was great. The torch relay was also there too, but we didn’t get to see it because we were in the desert that day. Jon and Caroline’s mom saw it and thought it was cool.